May I make a suggestion (evil grin). You don't believe that Arena Football can be interesting? Well, I beg to differ. For those of us who are just deviates at heart, who are supportive of the wholesale exploitation of women for our own personal amusement, and for you ladies that share these characteristics, how about Lingerie Football?
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This is gratuitous, to the extreme; it makes the WWF look like a chess match. As you can see, the league is filled with lean muscled, oiled down, buxom women, who run around for half an hour wrestling each other to the ground. Add in some mud and you’ve got a prepubescent wet dream.”
(askanabc.com)
Now, don't take this too lightheartedly. These women take this seriously, and there is even a Lingerie Football League ... uh ... Superbowl type season finale. This is probably not for the hardcore football fans. This is DEFINITELY NOT a game that you are going to take the kids too. Take a look on YouTube, there are videos of some of the uniform failures that take place at some of the games (hehehehehe). I know, I'm hopeless.
Now I am going to be honest. I would probably attend a game or two out of shear morbid curiosity. The idea of some babe in lingerie and pads losing her bottom or losing her top in a play appeals to my inner child (smile). And I have to wonder if this may not breath a little life into the ALTERNATIVE Football market here in Kansas City since the Chiefs show no signs of climbing out of "Suck" mode in the near future. Why not, the Lingerie Football League actually starts its season on August 28th and runs through January, with their big game around the same time as the Superbowl.
By the way, I understand that MTV has picked up televising the games.
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