What Kansas City Needs Is an LFL Team

photo courtesy LFL

LFL?  Ready for this?  Lingerie Football League.  That's right, the perfect sport for the man who loves scantily dressed pretty women and arena football.  Put that in Sprint Center and maybe, just maybe if they don't try to overcharge for it too, they could get some people to come watch football in their facility.

Now don't get the wrong idea.  Yes, the games are designed for the type of men whose IQs sometimes barely beat out the fluid ounces of the beer can they are holding.  There are people who say that the LFL makes Wrestlemania look like the International Chess finals, but in the upcoming seasons, check out MTV2 and see if they are carrying the games again on Friday night.  I made fun of it when I first discovered the LFL, but I got watching, and if you can get past the play on sex, these ladies can play football.

So, if the Command want to play football at a level lower than Pop Warner, and their marketing people want to assume that ... hey, its arena football, they'll come ... how about someone like the Independence Event Center bring in a LFL team and let's have some fun at the Arena Football Games again.